Neckties may cause brain damage. Your necktie should not be tight. Stroke, dementia and Alzheimer's diease may be caused by neckties. As a matter of fact, it occurs slowly without you ever noticing. Neckties affect brain health by limiting much needed circulation.
Necktie And Brain Health
Beware the handsome neck-tie
Behind its pretense of dignity and grace
It may cause your brain to atrophy
What about
Dementia, Alzheimer’s and such?
And what other mischief
I like my neck-tie so fine
It makes me into a handsome dude
Like a gentleman of high degree
And it lends me some dignity
But sometimes in the quiet of the night
My brain sends signs that don’t delight
Hey Dude! Why do you choke me?
What’s with that thing so tight?
Life’s signals pass through the neck
The spinal column does too
Its delicate balance you impede
The life-blood that we need
That cursed thing gets tighter every year
As you age and your cheeks go slack
You surely notice the bulging neck
My oxygen and blood barely get past
At least loosen the rope so we don’t choke
Let the supplies and messages through intact
A small amount of strangulation can have
A mighty big impact
As it gently strangles my
brain
