Mary Mary Went Berserk

Mary Mary Went Berserk is a fun little short post. I hope that you enjoy the humor. Also, always remember that it is healthy to laugh and have a good mood. Having a good laugh works the stomach muscles. Additionally, it exercises the facial muscles. Have a good laugh when you read this post. I hope it makes your day shine brighter. Also, smiling brightens the day of those around you too.

Mary Mary Went Berserk

Amid A misty Monday morning in the merry month of May, Merry Mary and the moody maverick Mild Mannered Merle manufactured millions, mostly mixes, of marvelous mint meringue muffins that merely melt in most mealy mouths, in many maroon Magenta mansion kitchens.

Mischievous Mild Mannered Merle mistakenly mistook horse-radish mustard for mint and masterminded up a mess of miserable mint-less mint meringue mint muffins maybe mushroomed melodramatically, mostly moronically, amid mankind’s midsection, for the mean moody mob of mavens mustered at the marvelous mint muffin munching morosely at the mega million lottery menageries.

Kooky, clashing cops came and copped the cookies, not the Kookies. The kooky cookie clowns, clan of caffeine craving cookies crumbs at the klatch, careened crazily, coaxing the kooky cookie cops carrying crying Kookie causalities coolly on couches calmly claiming to be doughnut thieves.

The miserable mischievous miscreant Mild Mannered Merle merrily mashed the moaning Merry Mary meanough ugsptlic uingh OUCH! TURN Me LOSE. THAT HURTS! AHHHHHHH!